{"product_id":"grumpy-dog-planter","title":"Grumpy Dog Planter","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/1466\/1684\/files\/BASEDOGTRIOPHOTO.jpg?v=1786868728\" alt=\"\"\u003eAdd a little attitude to your plant collection 🖕🐾\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003eMeet the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMiddle Finger French Bulldog Planter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— the hilarious, head-turning planter that says what everyone's thinking. Crafted to look like a grumpy French Bulldog throwing up the middle finger, this little guy brings personality to any shelf, desk, or windowsill.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003ePlant your favorite succulent, cactus, or air plant in the top opening and watch it grow into the perfect \"hair.\" Whether you place it in your living room, office, or garden, this cheeky bulldog is guaranteed to get a laugh from every guest.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003eMakes a perfect gag gift for dog lovers, plant parents, and anyone with a sense of humor.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"border-b border-input custom-hr\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/1466\/1684\/files\/Screenshot_2026-07-28_at_6.34.10_PM.png?v=1786868727\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"header_65eb3 auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003eWhat's Included\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 × Middle Finger French Bulldog Planter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInternal planting cavity with drainage-ready design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNote: Plants shown in images are for display only and are not included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/1466\/1684\/files\/Screenshot_2026-07-28_at_7.31.32_PM.png?v=1786868727\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"border-b border-input custom-hr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"header_65eb3 auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"custom-table-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"custom-table-content\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"custom-table-header\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br custom-table table-container_c3524\"\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eFeature\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSpecification\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDurable resin with stone-textured finish\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWeathered gray\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eApprox. 5.9\" × 3.9\" × 3.5\" (15 × 10 × 9 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOpening Diameter\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eApprox. 1.6\" (4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eApprox. 0.7 lb (320 g)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlacement\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eIndoor \/ covered outdoor\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuitable Plants\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSucculents, cacti, air plants, small faux plants\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDrainage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRecommended to add a thin layer of pebbles at the bottom\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"border-b border-input custom-hr\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/1466\/1684\/files\/Screenshot_2026-07-30_at_3.30.25_AM.png?v=1786868727\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"header_65eb3 auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e😂 Unapologetically Funny\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— That grumpy bulldog face plus the middle finger? Instant conversation starter. Your guests won't stop talking about it.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🎁 Perfect Gag Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— White elephant parties, birthdays, housewarmings, or just because. If you know a Frenchie owner or a plant parent with a sense of humor, this is the gift.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🌱 Built for Small Plants\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— The top cavity is ideal for succulents, mini cacti, air plants, or even artificial plants. Get creative — the plant becomes the dog's \"hair.\"\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🏡 Looks Great Anywhere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— The weathered gray stone finish complements boho, modern, farmhouse, and eclectic decor. Place it on a desk, bookshelf, windowsill, or patio table.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e💪 Built to Last\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— Made from high-quality resin with a hand-finished texture. Lightweight yet sturdy — won't crack or fade easily indoors.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🐶 Three Attitudes to Choose From\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— Each variant features a slightly different sitting pose, all with the same iconic gesture. Collect all three for maximum chaos.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"border-b border-input custom-hr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"header_65eb3 auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🐶 French Bulldog lovers \u0026amp; dog owners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌵 Succulent \u0026amp; cactus collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e😂 Gag gift \u0026amp; white elephant exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🏠 Housewarming presents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e💼 Office desk decor with personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 Secret Santa gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🪴 Plant parents who love a good joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🛋️ Living room, bedroom, or bathroom accent piece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"border-b border-input custom-hr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"header_65eb3 auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWipe clean with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid harsh chemicals or abrasive scrubbers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor outdoor use, place in a covered area to protect from extreme weather\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTo prevent overwatering, add a layer of pebbles or activated charcoal at the bottom before planting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandle with care — decorative resin product, not a toy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"border-b border-input custom-hr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"header_65eb3 auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProcessing Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e1–3 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandard Shipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e7–15 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eon orders over $50\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30-Day Return Policy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— If you're not smiling, return it in original condition for a full refund\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDamage Protection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— If your planter arrives damaged, send us photos and we'll replace it free of charge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"border-b border-input custom-hr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"header_65eb3 auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Does it have a drainage hole?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\nA: The planter is designed with a solid interior. We recommend adding a layer of pebbles at the bottom for drainage, or using it with a small nursery pot that can be removed for watering.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What size plants fit inside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\nA: The opening is approximately 1.6 inches (4 cm) wide — perfect for small succulents, mini cacti, air plants, or faux plants.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Can it go outside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\nA: Yes, in a covered or sheltered spot. For long-term outdoor use, we recommend bringing it indoors during harsh weather to preserve the finish.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is it heavy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\nA: No, it's made of lightweight resin and weighs under 1 lb, making it easy to move around and safe on shelves.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Are the three poses sold separately?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\nA: Yes, each variant is sold individually so you can pick your favorite attitude — or collect all three.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is this appropriate for kids?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\nA: Due to the middle finger gesture, this product is intended for adult audiences.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"border-b border-input custom-hr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cblockquote class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"auto-hide-last-sibling-br paragraph_7884d paragraph-element\"\u003e💡\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePro Tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePair this bulldog planter with a spiky succulent or aloe vera for a hilarious \"crazy hair\" look that gets double-takes every time.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"wrapper_14d38 undefined custom-break-line\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Pot 1","offer_id":48176741744692,"sku":null,"price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pot 2","offer_id":48176741777460,"sku":null,"price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pot 3","offer_id":48176741810228,"sku":null,"price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pot（123）","offer_id":48176798564404,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/1466\/1684\/files\/BASEDOGTRIOPHOTO.jpg?v=1786868728","url":"https:\/\/abinhq.store\/products\/grumpy-dog-planter","provider":"Abinhq.store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}